Chris Simms arrested

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07/01/2010 - New York, NY (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Tennessee Titans quarterback Chris Simms was reportedly arrested early Thursday morning and charged with driving under the influence of marijuana.

The New York Post reported the 29-year-old Simms was driving his 2009 Mercedes Benz through a police checkpoint in Manhattan at about 1:35 a.m. when he was stopped. The newspaper reported Simms admitted to officers he had smoked earlier in the car and that he had red eyes, a flushed face and slurred speech.

Simms, the son of New York Giants 1987 Super Bowl MVP Phil Simms, spent 2009 with the Denver Broncos. He played in one game for Tennessee in 2008. Simms has not been a starter since playing in 11 games for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in 2005. The former Texas standout ruptured his spleen that year and has never been able to regain a starting position in the NFL. Last season with the Broncos, Simms appeared in three games -- one start -- and completed 5-of-17 passes for 23 yards with an interception.

In 23 career games in seven seasons with Denver, Tennessee and Tampa Bay, Simms has completed 297-of-511 pass attempts for 3,117 yards and 12 touchdowns with 18 interceptions.

Simms is the second Titans quarterback to face legal trouble in the last month as Vince Young was given a citation for assault connected with a fight at a Dallas strip club.

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FOOTBALL TRASH TALK

NFL Football Trash Talk

Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).

Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.

Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).

Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.

Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.

The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.

What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.

Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.

But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.

In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.